September 14th, 2010 by admin

Obama declares his intent to kick somebody’s ass, though determining the specific to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single.

Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise.

original Today Show interview:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37566848/ns/disaster_in_the_gulf/

Produced by the Gregory Brothers:

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youtube/twitter/facebook:

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http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers

mp3 download: http://bit.ly/9CoImJ

Lyrics:

I talk to the experts
So I know whose to kick
So I know whose to ki-i-ick
So I–So I know whose to kick

You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears,
gets you frustrated
There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated
I would love to vent–I would love to shout and holler
But my main job is to solve the problem
This happens and turns out they’ve had no idea what they’re doin
We’ve just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we’re gonna get through it
People, they’re upset and they have every right to be
The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin
If it’s the last thing I do, I’ma kick BP’s ass
This is gonna be a very, very difficult task

Chorus

Mr. T / Expert
Chuck Norris / Expert
Bruce Lee / Expert
Bruce Willis / Expert
Betty White / Expert
Al Pacino / Expert
Tinky Winky……………Expert

Jack Bauer / Expert
Jackie Chan / Expert
Darth Vader / Expert
Peter Pan / Expert
Genghis Khan / Expert
Batman / Expert
THE LOLLIPOP GUIIIIIIIIILD / Ya know, I have to tell ya…expert

Duration : 0:1:50

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August 19th, 2010 by admin

The Gregory Brothers let you peek behind the magic curtain and reveal the secrets behind Auto-Tune the News.

Auto-Tune the News #11 coming on Monday (April 5th)! To see the rest of the series click here: http://www.youtube.com/show/autotunethenews

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Duration : 0:2:23

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August 14th, 2010 by admin

iTunes link: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/bed-intruder-song/id386478006

shirts: http://www.zazzle.com/antoinedodson24
shirt design / iTunes album art by Shelli Langdale – more of her work here: http://www.oustcat.com
Antoine’s new sites: http://www.antoine-dodson.com

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Antoine-Dodson/102461723145137?ref=ts

http://www.twitter.com/antoinedodson24

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http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews

http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers

http://www.thegregorybrothers.com

Lyrics:

he’s climbin in your windows
he’s snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y’all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they’re rapin errbody out here
you don’t have to come and confess
we’re lookin for you
we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy

we got your t-shirt
you done left fingerprints and all
you are so dumb
you are really dumb–for real
you are really, really, really, really so dumb
i was attacked by some idiot in the projects
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so

chorus

bout 5’9″, 5’10″
coffee complexion, low cut like a caesar
with some little waves in his head
clean cut, very smooth face
seein my sister when i walked in
he had his hands around her neck
first thing was to pull him off of her
and that’s what i did

chorus

well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park
are you serious, my boy?
i got your t-shirt
i got your scent
i know what shoe size you wear, my boy
so you can run and hide
but we’re gonna find you, find you

chorus x2 (with ballet dancers, orchestra, choir, etc.)

Duration : 0:3:24

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August 1st, 2010 by admin

After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saves his sister from an attack, he sings an important message both to his community and to the attacker himself. Evan Gregory then proceeds to play a heartfelt cover of the resulting song.

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Original Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-OqYZC1DA

Chords:

Chords:

chorus-
gm cm dm 4x

bridge-

Eb dm cm gm
Eb dm cm F dm F

Lyrics:

he’s climbin in your windows
he’s snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y’all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they’re rapin errbody out here
you don’t have to come and confess
we’re lookin for you
we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy

we got your t-shirt
you done left fingerprints and all
you are so dumb
you are really dumb–for real
the man got away leaving behind evidence
i was attacked by some idiot in the projects
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so

chorus

Duration : 0:2:8

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July 29th, 2010 by admin

attn 11 mp3: http://bit.ly/bVtip3

Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental.

Find Joel Madden online:

http://www.goodcharlotte.com

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Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/mikepenny01

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Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)!
and here:

NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag!
Gorilla: Damp rag!
NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk!
Gorilla: Bank Clerk!
NF: Who are you? I’d never heard of you!
Gorilla: Eat my poo!
NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you!
But I have no doubt that it’s your intention
To be the quiet assassin of European democracy.
Perhaps that’s because you come from Belgium
Which of course, is pretty much a non-country.
We don’t know you, we don’t want you!
The sooner you’re put out to grass, the better!
We don’t like you, we don’t want you!
Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong!
Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong!
Gorilla: Don’t make me have to start World War III !
Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD!
NG: We don’t know you, we don’t want you!
We don’t like you, we don’t want you!

KC: Last month, comedian Bill Cosby
was surprised to read that he died.
JM: How can he read if he’s dead?
KC: Chief Justice John Roberts
was the last to know he resigned.
JM: Maybe he should check his head!
KC:All of those stories, of course are pure poppycock
that proliferated online.
JM: I do it all the time, makin up s— is so sublime.
KC: But that of course is little solace for the reader
who simply wants to surf the web
without getting pulled under by a riptide of lies.
JM: You can’t protect the web from a–holes like me, shorty!
KC: Truth can rip through cyberspace as quickly as lies
Bloggers gnaw at new information like piranhas in a pool
JM: Don’t play me for a fool you know as well as I,
we’re both getting owned by the
Both: Rip, riptide of lies
pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies
Pure poppycock!
I want to surf, surf the web
without getting pulled under
by a rip, riptide of lies!

GB: You hit on a guy at a wedding.
EM: I I So
GB: Explain that one first.
EM: Okay, so we’re at a wedding, New Year’s Eve,
everyone had too much to drink.
There were 300 people there,
I went with a bridesmaid, danced with her,
I grabbed a bachelor.
Now they’re sayin I groped a male staffer!
Yeah, I did! – Um. – Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Staffers: A manly back-rub. Just a back rub!
EM: We all live together, all the bachelors and me.
Staffers: Naked in the tub!
EM:You can take anything out of context!
Staffers:Huggin!
EM: You can take anything out of context!
Staffers: Scrubbin!
EM: You can take anything out of context!
Staffers: Rubbin and humpin!
EM: Yeah!
Staffers: Ticklin and jumpin!
EM: Yeah, yeah! I tickled him till he couldn’t breathe,
then four guys jumped on me.
It’s my fiftieth birthday.
GB: Whether you’re telling the truth or not,
An avalanche is coming your way.
An avalanche of lies,
SG: pulled under by an avalanche of lies!
KC/JM: Pure poppycock!
GB: Whether you’re telling the truth or not,
SG: you’re guaranteed to get caught
Both: in an avalanche of lies!

Staffer: Massa staffers! Droppin a St. Bernard of truth
But we already drank the brandy
My boss tickles me like a true G,
He straddles me so masculine
No stoppin’ when i’m askin’ him
When he cootchie-coo my armpits, i’m a goner
Tryna pretend that i don’t notice his boner!
Tryna distract him with headlines from China
He just drop his drawers and pull out his vagina!

——–
Staffers:
Whenever you hear the boss swaggerin down the hall,
you know he gonna drop a double cup on your tennis balls!
You have to be a soldier, a real man,
to soothe a male staffer with the stroke from a tender hand!
Ain’t nothin wrong with a Massa massage
when you’re in a chronic platonic quintuple menage!
The entourage gripped in a bear hug that they can’t escape
Tryna pretend they don’t notice when he ejacu- -

Duration : 0:4:20

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July 29th, 2010 by admin

The possibility of California marijuana legalization and suggestion of Supreme Court lesbianism inspire rousing choruses from concerned/excited news personalities. mp3 download: http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/LvkLOpKAUqEx/

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Lyrics:

The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it
Then supersize it
Right now, now, now
$4,000 an ounce
That’s way too much
$400 an ounce
That’s ten times the blunts
We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right right now, now, now

That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal
For the needy people
Right now, now, now
Does it lead to harder drugs?
No more than cigarettes
No, absolutely not
It leads to happiness
We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now

A photo of supreme court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball
Uh, uh…
That’s been sort of a signal like 2 men sunbathing together on a beach
Or something like that
The immediate implication is that they’re gay
That’s all, I’ve, I’ve known that for a long time
And as soon as I saw that picture
I knew the implication:
She’s gay, she’s gay!
I saw the allegation:
she’s gay, she’s gay!
Her sexual orientation
Significant in her confirmation
Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian)
Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay, gay lesbian)
Is she gaaay? (GAY)
Is she gaaay? (GAY)
Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay lesbian, lesbian)

Gay, gay, gay, gay like two men sunbathing together on a beach (3x)
Or something like that
The White House denies her gayness
But she got Village People on her iPod playlist

::laughing/chuckling/chortling::

There’s nothing wrong with a little levity
When we’re short on thoughts and long on brevity

::bantering::

Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian)……
we’re having a conversation
about the implication
of sexual orientation
a silly allegation
of extreme exaggeration
and pointless information
when it comes to confirmation

You would have to smooooke
14 joints in 1960
Today minus 50
To get just as hiiiigh
As in 2010 with just 1 joint
Goin back in time always disappoints
Isn’t that amazing?
It’s gonna be crazy in 2060

If we legalize marijuana
It would be a very dark day
In California
Dark with smooooke
Very bad idea
Would it balance our budget?
It would not!
Half of voters favor legalizing pot
If we legalize marijuana
It would be a dark, dark day
Very bad!
A dark, dark best day I’d ever have
A dark, dark, dark, dark, dark dark day.

Duration : 0:3:14

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July 21st, 2010 by admin

attn 10 mp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-10/
Original song, Aquarium Girl, by Kapluckus–album available here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/kapluckus/id287197642

Duration : 0:3:18

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