Evening News Online, 09.14.10
Tuesday: Freed U.S. hiker Sarah Shourd leaves Iran after 410 days of imprisonment; Plus, a new report shows the Veterans Affairs Dept. was aware of the death benefit profits; And, the status of education in America.
Duration : 0:20:57
OBAMA SINGS KICK SONG?!?!
Obama declares his intent to kick somebody’s ass, though determining the specific to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single.
Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise.
original Today Show interview:
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37566848/ns/disaster_in_the_gulf/
Produced by the Gregory Brothers:
http://www.thegregorybrothers.com
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http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers
mp3 download: http://bit.ly/9CoImJ
Lyrics:
I talk to the experts
So I know whose to kick
So I know whose to ki-i-ick
So I–So I know whose to kick
You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears,
gets you frustrated
There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated
I would love to vent–I would love to shout and holler
But my main job is to solve the problem
This happens and turns out they’ve had no idea what they’re doin
We’ve just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we’re gonna get through it
People, they’re upset and they have every right to be
The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin
If it’s the last thing I do, I’ma kick BP’s ass
This is gonna be a very, very difficult task
Chorus
Mr. T / Expert
Chuck Norris / Expert
Bruce Lee / Expert
Bruce Willis / Expert
Betty White / Expert
Al Pacino / Expert
Tinky Winky……………Expert
Jack Bauer / Expert
Jackie Chan / Expert
Darth Vader / Expert
Peter Pan / Expert
Genghis Khan / Expert
Batman / Expert
THE LOLLIPOP GUIIIIIIIIILD / Ya know, I have to tell ya…expert
Duration : 0:1:50
The Photoshop Effect
The Photoshop Effect Video – http://diet.com/video Sarah from diet.com investigates celebrity Photoshop makeover.
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Discover the truth behind adobe Photoshop and photo retouch. Weight loss controversy and celebrity secrets, what is real? What is fake? See before and after pictures. Should we ban retouching?
Special Thanks, Tim Lynch Photography in Boston http://timlynchphotography.com
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Duration : 0:5:37
Auto-Tune the News #10: Turtles.
attn 10 mp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-10/
Original song, Aquarium Girl, by Kapluckus–album available here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/kapluckus/id287197642
Duration : 0:3:18
Sarah Palin Quits! Auto-Tune the News #6
mp3 available: http://amiestreet.com/music/the-gregory-brothers/auto-tune-the-news-number-6/?pytr=gregorybrothers
ATTN shirts also available: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News
The Gregory Brothers bring the world another installment of the news with a beat. Among the topics this week: Jackson, Palin, and Bachman, oh my!
See Michael Gregory’s other videos at: http://www.youtube.com/schmoyoho
Duration : 0:3:7
